I now have the Gillette Fusion Power Shaving System. I remember back when we used to have Razors. No longer...It's a Shaving System.
Five blades ladies and gentlemen! Not Four. Not Six...FIVE BLADES!
And, it vibrates for a cleaner, closer shave.
Is this a great country or what?!
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Excuse me for not understanding what vibration has to do with a closer shave? I thought vibration was for cell phones?
So what?
I was shopping at the Grand Forks Barnes and Noble a few weeks back and they were giving out - GIVING OUT, MIND YOU, AS IN FREE! - a disposable Shick razor with a AA battery in it.
I have no idea what to do with the stupid thing. Why it needs a battery, I don't know. Frankly, the thing scares me and I imagine it some kind of weapon.
So I see your five blades and raise you a AA battery.
Ha.
Those of us of the male persuasion often find ourselves shaving our faces. Like every danged day. So, not everyone appreciates the EXTRA blade provided for under the nose shaving. That's right ladies and gentlemen, we may now shave right under our noses.
But, we forget to mention that not only do we get a vibrating shave, but each blade costs an arm and a leg...(smooth shaved, arm and leg mind you.)
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